When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

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When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

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LMAOOO

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

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LMAOOOOO it got better

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

And She serve dessert

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Originally posted by champagneovo

Yesssss

It just keeps getting better 😂

💀💀💀💀

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

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Originally posted by eightyproblems96

Wait this made me laugh

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

Oh god 😂😂😂

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Originally posted by cratermania

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

^^^ really tho lol

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

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Originally posted by toxzen

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when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

Omg

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

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Originally posted by genniside

Now i can reblog it

LMAOO

Even better …. Keep adding on

lmao omg

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please just read the whole thing

everybody has to read this

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musicalsymphony:

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

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Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

😢 so cute!!!!

yes yes yes! ☺️

TEARS 😭

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

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damermaidfiles:
“Haha i had this same face expression just two days ago with someone.
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damermaidfiles:

Haha i had this same face expression just two days ago with someone.




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i am strong because I have people to protect.